The New Orleans Vampire Cafe Menu (Update 2025)

Welcome to The New Orleans Vampire Cafe, where the allure of the Crescent City meets a unique cocktail and dining experience. Nestled on Royal Street, this trendy yet intimate spot captures the spirit of Southern hospitality while offering an intriguing thematic twist.

The menu boasts an array of bold flavors and creative cocktails that reflect New Orleans' rich culinary tapestry. Guests can indulge in classic Southern dishes while sipping on expertly crafted drinks that are as enchanting as the ambiance. With a focus on fresh ingredients and innovative presentations, every dish—from hearty entrees to delightful appetizers—is designed to tantalize your taste buds.

  • Enjoy outdoor seating under the moonlight.
  • Perfect for dinner with friends or intimate gatherings.
  • Don’t miss the chance to take home your favorite flavors with their takeout options.

With a vibe that’s lively yet casual, The New Orleans Vampire Cafe is a must-visit for those seeking a memorable dining experience.

Breakfast

Shrimp And Grits

Sauteed shrimp served with tasso and andouille sausage, over creamy grits

$$19.00

Avocado Toast

With smoked salmon, pickled red onions

$$16.00

Breakfast Sandwich

With egg, avocado, onionbacon jam

$$16.00

Eggs Your Way

With bacon or sausage, biscuits, potatoes

$$15.00

Doberge Cake

White cake with espresso and layers of chocolate frosting

$$13.00

Build Your Own Oatmeal

Add brown sugar cinnamon add 0.50 cents for milk, raisins, or fruit.

$$7.00

Alligator Po Boy

Blackened alligator served on French bread with lettuce, tomato

$$18.00

Bottomless Mimosas

Lasting through the eternity of brunch

$$22.00

Bloodiest Mary

Made the way you like it, with Vampyre Vodka

$$9.00

Shrimp And Grits

Sauteed shrimp served with tasso andouille sausage, over creamy grits

$$19.00

Chicken And Waffles

Confit of chicken on a homemade waffle with sriracha honey sauce

$$19.00

Avocado Toast

With smoked salmon, pickled red onions

$$16.00

French Toast

Served with berries and Steens cane syrup

$$16.00

Smoked Salmon Eggs Benedict

With brown butter hollandaise

$$16.00

Breakfast Sandwich

With egg, avocado, onionbacon jam

$$16.00

Alligator Po Boy

Blackened alligator served on French bread, lettuce, tomato and vampire cream sauce. Served with homemade chipsServed rare unless specified

$$18.00

Nutella Toast

with bananas and chopped roasted peanuts served on toasted brioche

$$15.00

Eggs Your Way

Two eggs with bacon or sausage, biscuits, potatoes

$$15.00

Doberge Cake

White cake with espresso layer and chocolate frosting

$$13.00

Build Your Own Oatmeal

Add brown sugar cinnamonadd 0.50 cents for milk, raisins, or fruit

$$7.00

Stake Eggs

Tender filet topped with truffle butter, served with hash and two eggs your way

$$24.00

Vampire Breakfast Burger

5050 mix of bacon and beef topped with candied bacon and fried egg, with maple aioli

$$16.00

Weekend Brunch

Wine

Trueblood

Cabernet

$$87.00

Dracula

Pinot Noir

$$54.00

Fangria

Spanish Sangria

$$8.00

Vampire

Cabernet

$$8.00

Freakshow

Red Zinfandel

$$12.00

Inkarri

Malbec

$$15.00

Hex Von Dasenstein

Pinot Noir

$$17.00

Italio Cescon

Pinot Grigio

$$9.00

Misty Cove

Sauvignon Blanc

$$9.00

Louis Perdrier

Brut Champagne

$$8.00

Blood Bag Cocktail

Fangria Vampire Sangria or Vampyre Vodka Pomegranate Lemonade Nonalcoholic blood bags available

$$9.00

Type A

Dracula Sparkling Pear Bellini

$$11.00

Type B

Blood Sand Whiskey cocktail

$$13.00

Type AB

Sazerac served on ice with one drop of V

$$12.00

Type O

Mezcal Tequila margarita with jalapeno

$$12.00

Type AD

Baileys Cream Liquor and Cognac

$$14.00

Bloody Mary

$$8.00

Bloodiest Mary

Made with Vampyre Vodka

$$9.00

Cocktails

Beer

Ghost In The Machine

Parrish Brewing Co.

$$9.00

Reve Coffee Stout

Parrish Brewery Co.

$$7.00

Lime Cucumber Gose

Urban South Brewery

$$6.50

Paradise Park

Urban South Brewery

$$5.00

French Roast

Vampire Gourmet Coffee

$$4.00

Vampyre Tea Company

Cup of Tea. Choose from blends Stake This a revitalizing blend of herbs, flowers, green rooibos teas to boost energy. Nosferatea Cherries, almonds Mango, oh my! Blood Tea a luscious black tea with fruit spices that is heart healthy

$$5.00

Coffee Tea

Soft Drinks

Coke

$$4.00

Diet Coke

$$4.00

Sprite

LemonLime soda

$$4.00

Iced Tea

$$4.00

Lemonade

$$4.00

Barqs Root Beer

Root beer

$$4.00

Dr. Pepper

$$4.00

Blackened Trio

Alligator, Shrimp Salmon with blackened seasoning

$$18.00

BBQ Crab Claws

sauteed with Creole seasoning, white wine heavy cream, served with toasted French bread

$$19.00

Tuna Carpaccio

with citrus ginger dressing, radish, blood orange oil

$$18.00

Baked Brie

topped with citrus infused cranberries and walnuts

$$17.00

Braised Pork Belly

Braised pork belly served with jalapeno slaw and honey garlic sauce

$$17.00

Blackened Alligator

Tender blackened alligator served with vampire cream sauce

$$16.00

Roasted Elephant Garlic

Served with rosemary focaccia toast

$$15.00

Seafood Gumbo

Bold fresh flavors of shrimp, oysters, crab fat crab meat served with rice

$$13.00

Fried Deviled Eggs

Lightly fried eggs, with deviled filling, topped with caviar

$$11.00

Deluxe Charcuterie Board

Dried aged meats from around the world and fine cheeses from St. James Cheese Co., served with Noctra Creole Mustard, fruit, and spiced nuts

$$35.00

Small Charcuterie Bites Wine Flight

With charcuterie bites 28Without charcuterie bites 18

Small Charcuterie Bites Beer Flight

With charcuterie bites 23Without charcuterie bites 13

Pan Seared Duck Breast

with sweet potato mash, roasted Brussel sprouts, cherry Demiglace

$$33.00

Scallops

blood orange oil, Brussel sprouts with pancetta, creamy stone ground grits, topped with a fennel salad

$$33.00

Seared Salmon

with garlic mashed potatoes, haricot verts, garlic herb butter

$$31.00

Grilled Pork Chop

12oz pork chop served with Chefs selection of roasted mushrooms, duck fat fingerling potatoes in a soy ginger BBQ sauce

$$30.00

Creamy Garlic Mussels

in a white wine cream sauce with tomatoes, parsley

$$27.00

Shrimp And Grits

Sauteed shrimp served with tasso and andouille sausage, over creamy grits

$$21.00

Vegetarian Coconut Red Curry

Coconut red curry with tofu, carrots, broccoli and rice

$$21.00

Alligator Po Boy

Blackened alligator served on French bread, lettuce, tomato and vampire cream sauce. Served with homemade chips. Served rare unless specified

$$18.00

Grilled 8 Oz Filet

8oz. filet served with garlic mashed potatoes, grilled asparagus, topped with truffle butter

$$39.00

Grilled 12 Oz Ribeye

with sauteed broccolini, garlic mashed potatoes, finished with a creamy mushroom sauce

$$37.00

Dracula Burger

8 oz. meld of half brisket half ground beef served with arugula, smoky blue cheese, onionbacon jam, red chili pepper sauce, on a toasted brioche bun. Served with homemade chips

$$22.00

Vampire Burger

6 oz. meld of half brisket half ground beef served with Gruyere cheese, lettuce and vampire cream sauce, on a toasted brioche bun. Served with homemade chips

$$18.00

Caprese Salad

with fresh tomatoes truffle oil, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil, balsamic reduction

$$18.00

Strawberry Spinach Salad

with goat cheese crumbles, walnuts, red onion, tossed in balsamic vinaigrette

$$17.00

Vampire Caesar Salad

shaved Brussels sprouts with homemade Caesar dressing served with roasted garbanzo bean croutons

$$14.00

Baby Iceberg Salad

with spiced pecans, heirloom cherry tomatoes, red onion, herb vinaigrette

$$15.00

Espresso Creme Brulee

Custard topped with caramelized sugar

$$15.00

Doberge Cake

White cake with espresso layers and chocolate frosting

$$14.00

Seasonal Cheesecake

New York style cheesecake, smooth creamy

$$14.00

Death By Chocolate Cake

Rich chocolate cake

$$13.00

Vampire Chocolate Bats

2 dark chocolate bats, when you want a little bite

$$7.00

Purple Velvet Cake

vampire version of red velvet cake

$$13.00

Roasted Brussels Sprouts

$$9.00

Roasted Baby Carrots

$$9.00

Grits

$$9.00

Home Made Chips

$$9.00

Mashed Potatoes

$$9.00

Fried Potato Bites

$$9.00

Pup Meal

Sweet potatoes, chicken livers, peas, carrots pumpkin for easy digestion

$$7.00

Main Menu

Water

Liquid Death

Water from the Alps in a can. Still or Sparkling. 500ml16oz

$$4.00